SUMMER IS NEAR!

SUNGLASSES ARE A PERMANENT FIXTURE ON YOUR FACE #hideshangovers

YOU WISH YOU HAD A CONVERTABLE #tanningwhilstcruisin

YOUR SHOES GET TRASHED #theylookbettertrashedanyhow

HOT MEN STRIP OFF & APPEAR EVERYWHERE #omgwheredidyoucomefrom

YOU HAVE A SUMMER ROMANCE #andfallinlove

THEY CHAT RUBBISH #butyouwannabelievethem

BBQS ON THE BEACH=SALMONELLA #looseweightfastYES

YOU CAN WEAR NEAR NOTHING & GET AWAY WITH IT #toohottowearclothes

YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE THIS #skinnyass&longhair

YOU GET A SWEET ASS TAN #makesyoulookslimmer

YOU GO ROLLERBLADIN' TO EXERCISE #pretendtofall&meetcuteguys

YOU BREAK YOUR NECK BEING THE ON THE BOTTOM #me@wirelessforjayz

WHILST CHILLIN AT YOUR LOCAL BEACH YOU WISH YOU LIVED HERE #summerintheuksucks

YOU GET ADDICTED TO ICE CREAM #nevergood

YOU WISH YOU HADNT EATEN SO MANY BISCUITS DURING WINTER #wheredidmybikinibodygo

ITS THE ONLY TIME OF YEAR THAT YOU CAN NOT WASH YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK AND GET AWAY WITH IT #effortlesslycool

YOU MEET MORE HOT GUYS #marrymeplease

YOU HAVE ANOTHER SUMMER ROMANCE #fallinloveagain

YOU GO ON ROADTRIPS #tohuntdownhotties

&GET LOST

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